COURT-CODIFIED
Browse every approved Man Law governing court-codified, with plain-English rules, exceptions, and examples.
The Neck Tattoo Read-It-Out-Loud Rule
Before permanent words go near a body part, read every accidental phrase the placement creates.
MAJORThe Spousal Alibi Ban
Own your decision; do not falsely blame your wife or partner for saying no.
STANDARDThe Unwanted Contact Rule
Do not slap, grab, or touch a friend to embarrass him when the contact is unwanted.
STANDARDThe Buddy Compliment Clarity Rule
Keep buddy compliments clear enough that nobody has to pause and inspect the double meaning.
MINORThe Stranger Body Commentary Rule
Do not loudly rate or sexualize a stranger’s body with slang.
MINORThe Below-the-Belt Pantomime Ban
Do not fake touching a friend's private area unless the act is clearly required for safety or a performance both men accepted.
STANDARDThe Closed-Door Operation Rule
Keep the bathroom door closed during toilet use unless everyone affected has clearly agreed otherwise.
STANDARDThe Final Pour Notice Rule
Before taking the last serving of shared liquor, announce it and allow the group a fair chance to object.
MINOR