MLC
§ 6.03
§ 6.03
The Buddy-Ex Clearance Rule
Do not pursue a close friend's serious ex without time, a direct conversation, and his clear approval.
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MLC § 2.01
The Grill Authority Rule
The man cooking controls the grill; nobody touches the heat, food, or tongs without being asked.
READ THE RULE →MLC § 2.02The Final Slice Rule
Before taking the last slice of shared pizza, offer it to the group and allow five honest seconds for objections.
READ THE RULE →MLC § 4.01Unnecessary Male FaceTime
Use FaceTime with another man when something needs to be seen; otherwise place a regular call.
READ THE RULE →MLC § 3.02The Tool Return Doctrine
Return a borrowed tool on time, clean, charged when applicable, and in equal or better condition.
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