The Nothing Urgent Phone Siege

FACTS CONSIDERED

A friend knowingly kept calling during a conversation with a lady, despite being told, merely because he wanted to talk.

RULING

VIOLATION. The No-Blocking Rule applies by analogy. Repeated, non-urgent calls knowingly disrupted a respectful conversation. Case closed.

REMEDY

He must observe a 72-hour callback embargo, buy the next round, and deliver all future non-urgent thoughts by text under twelve words.