THE COURT FOUNDNO VIOLATION9/17/2026
- RESPONSIBLE PARTY
- NO RESPONSIBLE PARTY
- APPLICABLE CODE
- MLC § 2.03The Last Beer or Wing ChoiceVIEW APPLICABLE CODE →
- CONFIDENCE
- 98%
FACTS CONSIDERED
A man ate the last shared wing, then sucked all five fingers at once. No last-beer claim was reported.
RULING
NO VIOLATION. The Last Beer or Wing Choice allows a man to claim the last wing if he does not also claim the last beer. The five-finger finale was disturbing theater, not a separate offense. Case closed.
REMEDY
No sentence. The bailiff shall place one napkin before him as a quiet warning from civilization.