The Public Auto-Tune Fiasco

FACTS CONSIDERED

A man sang loudly in a public commercial space, attempting to mimic auto-tune effects. He was asked by staff to stop but refused, causing a disturbance.

RULING

VIOLATION. The Court finds that refusing a direct request to cease a loud, disruptive activity in a public commercial space violates the core value of common sense and respect for shared environments. While the specific act of singing is not codified, the refusal to comply with venue rules creates a clear breach of social order. The Court of Man Law has spoken.

REMEDY

The offender must buy the next round of drinks for the group and spend one hour in the back of the car explaining, in a whisper, why he thought he was the next big thing. No singing allowed during the explanation.