MAN LAWAUTHORITY
FILED MAN LAW RULING · ML-2026-738998

The Doorstep Stakeout

MLC § 7.20 · The Doorstep Vigil Rule

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THE COURT FOUNDVIOLATION8/11/2026
RESPONSIBLE PARTY
THE PERSON ASKING
CONFIDENCE
98%

FACTS CONSIDERED

The person asking gave another man a ride home and waited in the car until the passenger went inside.

RULING

VIOLATION. The Doorstep Vigil Rule is clear: once a male passenger reaches his door, the ride is over. Sitting in the driveway until he gets inside turns a simple drop-off into a neighborhood stakeout. The Court of Man Law has spoken. Case closed.

REMEDY

Sentence: one week of clean drop-offs—head nod, two-finger salute, and immediate departure.

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