MAN LAWAUTHORITY
FILED MAN LAW RULING · ML-2026-585821

The “You Thick” Incident

MLC § 12.04 · The Buddy Compliment Clarity Rule

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RESPONSIBLE PARTY
THE OTHER PARTY
CONFIDENCE
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FACTS CONSIDERED

A friend told another grown man, “Dang, you thick,” while out with the group.

RULING

PAUSE — VIOLATION. Under The Male Compliment Boundary by analogy, “thick” sounds like a suggestive review of another man’s body. Compliment the jacket, not the inventory. Case closed.

REMEDY

He must rephrase and buy the next round.

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