- RESPONSIBLE PARTY
- NO RESPONSIBLE PARTY
- CODE STATUS
- NO CODE VIOLATED
- CONFIDENCE
- 95%
FACTS CONSIDERED
A man admitted to his friend that he had never seen the movie Rocky. The friend responded with a rhetorical question about the man's standing in the group. No specific Man Law statute covers the failure to have watched a specific film or the resulting social awkwardness.
RULING
NO VIOLATION. The failure to have watched a specific movie is not a violation of the Man Law Code. While the friend's reaction was heavy, the act of admitting ignorance of a pop-culture staple does not breach any statutory rule regarding loyalty, respect, or brotherhood. The Court of Man Law has spoken.
REMEDY
The defendant must buy the next round of beers and the friend must stop looking at him like he is a ghost. They will sit in the garage, drink their beers, and the friend will explain, in full detail, why Rocky is the only movie that matters. No further punishment is required.