MAN LAWAUTHORITY
FILED MAN LAW RULING · ML-2026-291931

The Two-Minute Callback

MLC § 4.01 · Unnecessary Male FaceTime

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THE COURT FOUNDNO VIOLATION8/22/2026
RESPONSIBLE PARTY
NO RESPONSIBLE PARTY
CONFIDENCE
96%

FACTS CONSIDERED

A man got a woman's number and called her two minutes later simply to keep talking.

RULING

NO VIOLATION. By analogy to The Unnecessary Male FaceTime rule, a regular call is proper when nothing needs to be seen. Fast is not forbidden; desperate is a separate scoreboard.

REMEDY

Proceed confidently and do not send three follow-up texts. Case closed.

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