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FILED MAN LAW RULING · ML-2026-255532

The Unwanted Locker-Room Slap

MLC § 12.03 · The Unwanted Contact Rule

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THE COURT FOUNDVIOLATION8/18/2026
RESPONSIBLE PARTY
THE OTHER PARTY
CONFIDENCE
98%

FACTS CONSIDERED

A man slapped another man’s butt without welcome or to embarrass him.

RULING

VIOLATION. By analogy to The Handshake Completion Rule, unwanted contact is not an acceptable greeting or joke. Keep your hands under control. Case closed.

REMEDY

He owes a direct apology and must use silent head nods for the next three greetings.

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