THE COURT FOUNDVIOLATION8/31/2026
- RESPONSIBLE PARTY
- THE OTHER PARTY
- CODE STATUS
- NEW RULE PENDING REVIEW
- CONFIDENCE
- 97%
FACTS CONSIDERED
A friend gave an unsolicited, detailed report about his private bedroom positioning.
RULING
VIOLATION. Private bragging does not require a full tactical diagram of bedroom operations. Case closed.
REMEDY
He must buy the next round, surrender all bedroom play-by-play privileges for thirty days, and answer every follow-up with, “Operations remain classified.”