THE COURT FOUNDVIOLATION8/18/2026
- RESPONSIBLE PARTY
- THE PERSON ASKING
- CONFIDENCE
- 96%
FACTS CONSIDERED
A man used the toilet with the bathroom door open. His romantic partner had not agreed to that arrangement.
RULING
VIOLATION. Under The Empty Urinal Requirement by bathroom-privacy analogy, shared airspace requires reasonable separation. No agreement means the door stays shut. Case closed.
REMEDY
Close the door, run the fan, and surrender bathroom-song privileges for one day.